i sinned too much this all year

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

sociopathhasthephonebox

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

a-very-not-royal-prince

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

just-a-cardboard-box

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

pudding-is-the-new-fondue

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

diamondintherough96

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

blainesbedroom

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

0nehundred-sleepless-nights

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

fandomblogger

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

doomsong13

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

the-peregrine-mendicant

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

aeolus06

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

magnusisms

theres a dead body

rabbittiddy

I’ll say, Barbie has to have died years ago to live like this.

zelsbels

she has a second, smaller toaster in her dish rack with a slice of toast sticking out of it, and y'all are focused on a body?

rabbittiddy

Goddamn you’re right. That stovetop and the dishwasher handle are yellower than the sun, and it doesn’t look like it’s from UV light, that stove is a grease fire waiting to happen.

freedom-of-fanfic

Anonymous asked:

May you describe the current situation in v0ltron fandom (after it was revealed that K/eith is 18 years old), when it comes to ant*-/shipping? I'm not in this fandom, but I want to know, how entire discourse looks like now.

freedom-of-fanfic answered:

I let this ask sit for a bit longer than I meant to, but this honestly makes for an interesting case study in what I like to call:

the viral mutation of the klanti movement: aka ‘whatever makes everything but kl@nce problematic is our position on shipping’

Voltron antis are … unusually transparent about their motivations for anti-shipping. Kl@nce shippers in the large majority of instances, it’s all but impossible to believe that nearly every other ship that involves keith (or lance, but to a lesser degree) is conveniently Problematic™ … but this is what many VLD antis maintain, and have maintained continuously. However, because the show, the information we have on the show, and the fandom itself is constantly evolving, the anti position on why ships are good or bad must change as well. 

Here’s a post all about it.

There are antis that don’t ship kl@nce, of course, but the vast majority of VLD antis do. I’m borrowing the word ‘klanti’ for pro-kl@nce anti-shippers. They dictate the course of anti-shipping in VLD fandom space.

Key traits of a klanti:

  • kl@nce is never problematic
  • any alternative shipping options for keith (and Lance) are nonviable because they are problematic, especially she1th.
  • everything else is mutable as necessary to maintain the above points.

To be fair, klantis have kept their bases covered from the start. most of the things that have sprung up over the last year aren’t actually new, but simply changes of focus depending on what shippers are saying in defense of their right to ship as they please. And public enemy #1 has always been she1th. Though not so popular compared to kl@nce, keith’s relationship with shiro has received considerable screentime in the show and the creators have joked and teased about she1th. Because it shares keith with kl@nce, it is a threat like no other and must be eliminated. massive amounts of klanti energy has been bent towards this purpose from day 1.

This post will get very, very long, so please head under the cut for a timeline of vld anti arguments and their mutations over time to keep up with the times.

There’s a couple of instances where klantis were forced to entirely reverse their position on certain things. I have especially noted these instances.

and the tl;dr: pro-kl@nce anti-shippers have changed their stance on what makes ships problematic multiple times for the specific purpose of keeping kl@nce ‘pure’ and rival ship she1th ‘gross’, culminating in the amazing switchback of the Paladin Handbook release and subsequent ‘debunk’. if you read this account and still think vld antis are consistent in their position, I don’t know what to tell you.

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reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ryedragon

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

displaced-angel

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

riningear

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

spoopy-len-in-a-dress

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

themixedbagofspooky

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

highonvodka

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

2spookysamy

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

juststrokemyglabella

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

crotchkat-vantass

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

fandomgirl-the-modblog

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

openyourthird-eye

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

ariya-art

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

haihl

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

neudeify

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

hamletyay

pls

hamletyay

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

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smallwater

im trusting you all so my wish better come true too